what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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