i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
I understand Curling. That high.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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