used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
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