I'm eating all of the evidence.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
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