But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I'm going to jail i love you
i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
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