so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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