I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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