Even water is tasting like jack daniels
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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