# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
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