I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
time to smoke my breakfast
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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