Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
Help me help you realize you are a moron
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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