Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Randomize
