have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
Randomize
