we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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