I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
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