i was rollin on her like bob the builder
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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