Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
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