did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
He? As in you personified your dick?
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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