Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
Randomize
