Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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