I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
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