Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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