K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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