Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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