Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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