Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Randomize
