I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
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