question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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