Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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