We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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