You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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