In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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