did you get engaged???
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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