Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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