My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
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