'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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