I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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