guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
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