did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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