I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Randomize
