I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
