Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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