Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
In America we eat man semen.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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