she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
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