Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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