i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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