Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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