i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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