you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
Send help, water and tortillas.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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