I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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